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The 192 members of the United Nations meet in an emergency meeting to meet so that there would be a Christmas this year. Leaders from around the world submitted in support of Santa Claus, so that the children would have Christmas this year. It was a suspense-filled event that brought the promise of world peace in the future. Leaders China, North Korea, South Korea, the Russian Federation and Great Britain sat at the table without throwing food itself. This emergency meeting was place in Oahu.

This disaster began before Christmas in a week after Santa Claus left the North Pole in the middle of the night. This was done in an attempt to escape U.S. forces that were accumulating along the border with the pole. They were preparing to storm the North Pole and take charge of operations. It appears that Santa has had a problem with cookies not only caused him health problems, but put the First Bank of the North Pole into insolvency. Money was of a rescue package the administration Obama had given Santa. This was not a large sum, $ 3782.13, but Santa could not come up with the money. When Santa realized it would not be able to pay the money in full and on time, the effort was too much and skipped town.

We now know that Santa Claus was on a Caribbean island receiving rehabilitation help for their eating problems. Doctors worked around the clock to help Santa with his diet. Santa went on a diet of carrot sticks and juice celery. This seemed to do the trick. Santa now can have cookies and milk, only in moderation and low fat is better. Santa said with a wink, which will to this diet as best I can.

As soon as Santa was released from the rehabilitation clinic was rushed by reindeer express to Oahu, Hawaii for the meeting United Nations. He received a standing ovation from everyone who attended the meeting. When things are stated by the President of the United States, Barack Obama, said he had good news to tell the world. The president wanted the children of the world to know "Christmas is the". After looking at the fine print of the federal bailout package was found that Santa and his elves to qualify for a green energy credit. You see, the main form of transport is Santa Claus reindeer. That do not emit greenhouse gases and are considered eco friendly. Santa all monies owed the U.S. government for addiction to their "cookie" has been forgiven.

It was also reported that SCEP Santa, Secret Cookie Elfin project has been disbanded. Yes, under the threat of a massive show of strength by the U.S. Marines, the Elves have set their candy canes and went home. Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton has ordered all troops from outside the North Pole and get home for Christmas.

From the emergency meeting of the United Nations ended early in President Obama's success, the Queen of England, and Fidel Castro decided to rent long tables in the rental company Hawaiian surfboards and catch waves on Oahu sweet. The president was reported as Tearing It Up and Queen of England eliminated. Fidel took video.

An after-party attended by many in the Tiki Bar and Grill. Events that can not be reported, because what happens at the Tiki Bar and Grill is left at the Tiki Bar and Grill. At the end of the night, however, Santa in his departure, said Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.

This "addiction" cookie "History is dedicated to the brave service men and women brave service provided by the United States. It is because of his sacrifice that my family can live free and my children can go to sleep safely. Our thoughts and prayers are with you and your families this holiday season, as always. May re – home safely.

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Most of my articles come from me and my wife’s family site, http://sites.google.com/site/chrisandjoncook/. We are also developing a christian website, http://www.mybrosgotmyback.com. She grew up in Hawaii and I grew up in Connecticut. We are both Christians trying to raise a family with some sense of values, which is hard in these times. I have a daughter and a son from a previous marriage. My wife, Christine, is due in January 10′ with my second daughter.

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