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/jewelry joke!?

A woman enters a high class jewelry shop. You navigate around, and sees a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As he leans over to look more closely inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person does not appear at this time. As he turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a vendor standing behind her. cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with "Good morning, madam. How can we help you today?" Very uncomfortable, but hoping that the seller can not simply being there at the time of her little accident, "asks:" Lord, what is the price of this lovely bracelet? "The man replies," Ma'am, if you fart just looking at it, you'll shit yourself when I tell you the price. "

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